There’s always time for a little joke around the water cooler, but do you always find you can never remember any jokes to tell when the time comes? Well never fear, The Water Cooler Company wants to ensure all office workers get their shot in the lime light at their office water cooler so we are bringing you some safe, but funny jokes you can tell your colleagues when you’re filling up at the water cooler.
Joke number one
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Joke number two (warning, cheesy alert!)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it’s the weekend!
Joke number three
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
These jokes may actually have people laughing at how bad they are rather than your comedic skill and timing. Nevertheless they are sure to brighten up someone’s day!
